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What Does Suri Look Like?

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How come we haven’t seen any pictures of Suri Cruise? Possible Reasons Include:

A) She looks like a tiny green alien made from Katie’s eggs and fertilized with L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm

B) Suri got hit by the ugly stick when she inherited the least attractive traits of both Tom and Katie and she is so hideous they keep her locked in the attictomkatie.bmp

C) The baby doesn’t exist and the fake “relationship� is just a publicity stunt that has gone too far

D) Tomkat tried to hawk the pics to all of the magazines but they didn’t sell. Poor Suri has to compete with baby supermodel of the world Shiloh Jolie Pitt.


Posted in General on December 12th, 2006

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