Tomkat trying to convert Brangelina to Scientology is Gay, Very Gay
Tomkat called Brangelina to congratulate them on the birth of the most beautiful baby in the world and to invite Ange to accept a humanitarian award at the Scientology center. In related news, Brad and Ange are now regularly screening their calls. Jenna Elfman and husband Who’s he? Bodhi confronted indie film director John Roecker, who was wearing a �Scientology is Gay, Very Gay� t-shirt depicting Tom Cruiseazy and Travolta. It is ironic because scientology thinks that gay people are perverts who are dangerous to society, yet its two most famous members are seen by some people as gayer then Amanda Lepore. A recent episode of South Park about Scientology depicted Tom Cruise literally locking himself in the closet refusing to “come out� despite pleadings from various people. Then Travolta tries to persuade Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually goes in and joins him in the closet. The episode ends with Tom Cruise threatening to sue everyone in England. Incidentally, England was the place where Liberace won the lawsuit that he was not gay, so the law is a little different across the pond. The episode will never air again because of real legal threats from Tom Cruise.
February 10th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Scientology IS gay. I sooo want one of those t-shirts!