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Tom Cruise is as “Trapped In The Closet� as a Down Parka in July

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Southpark’s Trapped in the Closet episode was nominated for an Emmy. The once-aired episode will never air again because Tom Cruise used his influence at Viacom to censor the show. People are outraged by the Emmy nod because the Emmy should go to Tom Cruise himself for trying to act hetero. He jumped the couch, killed Oprah, proclaimed he had “spectacular� sex with Plain Jane Katie Holmes (when Katie has all of the beauty and charm of a wet noodle) and went postal on glib Matt Lauer and irresponsible Brooke Shields. Why wasn’t Tom Cruise nominated for his emmy-worthy performance of best homo in a hetero performance? Oh right, Tom Cruise kind of sucks at that.


Posted in General on December 12th, 2006

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